Tag Archives: food & drink

Marshmallow roasting.

Autumn + Bonfires ÷ Fierce Marshmallow Roasting Competitions × Internet Bragging Rights = 2(“Marshmallow Roasting” Merit Badges) Are you a snob when it comes to your marshmallow’s perfect golden tan? Or is yours only charred because for the last time, that’s how you like it? Choose the badge that suits your style. This Halloween-themed badge posted in [...]
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Pink elephant.

No verses which are written by water-drinkers can please, or be long-lived. from Horace Writers + alcohol. A classic stereotype that is sometimes very true. If you cheerfully (or not so cheerfully, if we’re sticking to stereotypes) do your best to uphold this legacy, you may have earned the “pink elephant” merit badge. Who-am-I-kidding-you-all-have-Google-trivia-question: Before it was said a [...]
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Coffee shop novelist.

Do you earn the “coffee shop novelist” merit badge by working on your novel in a coffee shop? Do you earn it by pretending to work on your novel in a coffee shop? Or do you just skip the middleman altogether and take the badge for pretending to pretend to work on your novel in [...]
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