Category Archives: Badges
Canine collaborator.
At long last, an alternative to the “feline ‘assistance’” badge is here!
Earn the “canine collaborator” merit badge by fessing up. Who takes you for long walks to jump-start your blocked brain? Who keeps your feet warm while you type? Who only ate half of your notebook when he really wanted to eat the whole thing? [...]
Brainstorming.
Quick—think of as many ways as possible to earn the “brainstorming” merit badge. By the time you’re done, you’ll have earned it.
Part of the merit badges for writers series. The badge may be posted on your site or blog. Tell us why you’ve earned (or will never earn) it in the comments.
Framing story.
How do you earn the “framing story” merit badge?
According to a bedtime story my grandfather used to read to me, there was once a group of travelers that had a story-telling contest. The winner of the contest told a story about a guy who sat on a bus stop bench, telling everyone who sat down [...]
Balance.
Earn the “balance” merit badge by figuring out how to find time to write and still have a life. Or how to have a life and still time find to write. Your choice.
Part of the merit badges for writers series. The badge may be posted on your site or blog. Tell us why you’ve earned [...]
Zombie shoelaces.
We’ll wrap up Non-Request Week with the “zombie shoelaces” merit badge. BECAUSE HOW COULD WE NOT?
(Okay, to be fair, I see how this search happened. But I still had to draw it. BECAUSE HOW COULD I NOT?)
The badge may be posted on your site or blog. Tell us why you’ve earned (or will never earn) [...]
Sarcasm.
I hear you’re great at earning the the “sarcasm” merit badge. [Insert conspicuous eye roll here.]
Thanks so much to the person who typed that word into the search box so I could use it for Non-Request Week. (Because nothing says sincerity like italics.)
Part of the merit badges for writers series. The badge may be posted [...]


Book signing.