Feeding the ballot box.

Merit badge: ballot box happily gobbles up a ballot

Did you earn your “feeding the ballot box” merit badge today?

Because you promised me that if I let you get this democracy, you’d take good care of it.

Don’t forget to walk it, either, or it’ll be just like the time you had those other rights. You never exercised them one bit, and now they’re buried in the garden by the goldfish.

Honestly—I don’t know where I’ll plant my petunias next year if you keep this up.

The badge may be posted on your site or blog. Tell us why you’ve earned (or will never earn) it in the comments.

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