Okay, that is QUITE ENOUGH TIME WITH THE FAMILY.
Ditch them, and go buy things. It doesn’t matter what. Just keep purchasing items, and you are guaranteed* to fill the hole in your heart and fix everything that’s wrong with your life. What are you still sitting here for? Go! Go and earn the “buying things” merit badge, right now! It’s the only way you can be happy.
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*Not a guarantee.
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One Comment
I shopped, but online. I gave up Black Friday crowds years ago. I did venture out for cappuccino.